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Feb 10 - 14 2019

Johnny Depp: a Retrospective on Late Stage Capitalism


Join Johnny Depp — preteen heartthrob turned spousal abuser — for a retrospective on every film of his entire career, even the ones we didn’t watch, in order to ask... what the fuck happened? Bring your Edward Scissorhand poems, your Gilbert Grape anecdotes, and Jack Sparrow memorabilia to toss onto the shrine turned dumpster fire Depp has created for himself. Part ritual & part drunken singalong, Johnny Depp: a Retrospective features rum, promiscuity, and $30,000 worth of candles by which we can pay to watch the Rich consume us all.

Jenna Kuerzi as Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow as Johnny Depp as Late Stage Capitalism as Jack Sparrow. Val Dunn, for one brief shining moment, as Winona Ryder.

Philly Theatre Week:

Sunday, February 10th - 7pm

Monday, February 11th - 7pm

Wednesday, February 13th - 7pm

Thursday, February 14th - 7pm

Tickets: $15


Written By
Val Dunn
Directed By
Val Dunn
Estimated Run Time
45 Minutes
Show Type
ComedyDramaExperimentalWorld PremiereAmerican PremierePhilly Theatre Week
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